purr.

this is Carter the kitty. i’m pissed because you are leaving me alone again tonight while you get cray cray in new orleans. what about me? what about Carter your K-shizzle? i want to get wild on bourbon street.

p.s. consider your jewelry box ransacked.

p.p.s. enjoy those skid marks on your pillow. sorry i’m not sorry.

meow,

Carterrrr